DOGGY CUPCAKES
In my novel
Love Is A Four-Legged Word, quirky San Francisco chef Madeline Cartwright is stunned when her eccentric old landlord Walter Stoddard leaves his millions to his dog, Brutus - and appoints her the millionaire mutt's guardian. To maintain the terms of the will and win himself a promotion, ambitious attorney Tom O'Brien has to ensure Brutus stays safe and healthy. He tries to lay down the law to Maddy about what the little dog should eat. Maddy finds Tom a ten-out-of-ten hottie, but unbearably stuffy. Why shouldn't she spoil Brutus with her special dog-friendly treats? On the cover of
Love Is A Four-Legged Word, you can see Maddy making the pink frosting for the pupcakes Brutus adores. Here's an extract from Chapter Two:
Tom watched her as she headed for the kitchen, unable to stop himself again from admiring the view. But when he saw what she brought back as a snack for the dog all such thoughts fled. Alarmed, he stood up.
He looked at the pink-frosted cupcake in Maddy's hand. He thought of the dog's arteries. "Are you sure you should be giving that to Brutus?"
Maddy Cartwright's smile was tight. "He's got a serious sweet tooth. I want him to think it's a human cupcake - like Walter used to give him for his birthdays. But this one is stuffed with grated apple, alfalfa, and dog vitamins."
"As well as butter and sugar and eggs?"
"Eggs are good for dogs. Don't worry, I'm not trying to poison him."
"Uh. I didn't say that."
Damn! What was the matter with him? Where was his lawyer cool? He was getting confused here. There was something about this woman's candid green eyes and lovely face that was turning his thoughts upside down.
"Come outside with me and check I don't lace the cupcake with arsenic on the way, why don't you," she said, much too sweetly for the look of loathing she was casting his way.
"Yes I will. Well, not to check up on you but to - " Mentally, Tom slammed himself on the side of the head. What a dumbass thing to say.
He followed it with worse. "But to meet Brutus. Yes to meet Brutus. He is - in a manner of speaking - my client after all."
Did that sound damn pompous or what? Why did being around this girl make his words come out so wrong?
Tom thinks Brutus should be eating kibble, not cupcakes. But Brutus has other ideas.
"If we're to keep that dog alive you can start by feeding it proper dog food - not cake."
"What? You're not serious? Brutus has such a sweet tooth."
"No cupcake," he said.
She glared at him. "That's ridiculous. He's been snacking on my baking ever since I moved in here."
As she argued, she held the cupcake up out of the little dog's reach. But it wasn't high enough. With surprising speed for an animal with stumpy, cabriole legs, Brutus suddenly leapt up, twisted in mid air and expertly snatched the treat from her hand. Maddy gasped and stepped back.
Brutus gobbled the snack down in one gulp and then looked up expectantly for more, begging with his black button eyes. He whimpered. He held up his paw to shake.
Soon Tom starts to find Maddy as irresistible as Brutus finds her pupcakes! I hope your dog will love them too. Maddy's note: "Because I'm hoping dogs living outside the US might also enjoy Brutus's pupcakes, I've put measurements first in ounces and then also in grams."
BRUTUS'S FAVORITE PUPCAKES
Makes: 10 pupcakes
Time to prepare: 20 minutes
Time to cook: 30 minutes
Maddy says: "Brutus thinks he's getting a naughty treat but these frosted pupcakes are healthier than they look!"
You will need:
1 medium sized apple
1oz (30g) (or about ½ cup tightly packed) alfalfa sprouts
4oz (125g) wholewheat flour
2 teaspoons (10ml) baking powder
2oz (60g) oatmeal
4oz (125 plain yogurt
1 ½oz (45g) vegetable oil
1 tablespoon (15ml) honey
2 medium size eggs, lightly beaten
8oz (250g) low-fat cream cheese, at room temperature
2 ripe strawberries or few drops natural red food coloring
Method:
1.Pre-heat oven to 350F (180C) or 325F (170C) for fan-assisted ovens.
2. Line 10 muffin cups of a muffin pan with paper liners.
3. Core and grate the apple, (be careful to remove all seeds and core as they can be toxic to dogs).
4. Finely chop the alfalfa sprouts.
5. In a large bowl, using a wooden spoon, mix the flour, baking powder and oatmeal. Add the apple and alfalfa sprouts and mix thoroughly. Add the yogurt, vegetable oil, honey and eggs. Mix until well blended but do not over beat.
6. Fill each muffin cup with mixture to about three-quarters full. Smooth over the surface.
7. Bake for approximately 30 minutes until pupcakes are lightly browned and a toothpick or skewer comes out clean. Take out of oven. Leave to cool on a wire rack.
8. In a small bowl, mash strawberries with a fork, add cream cheese and mix with wooden spoon until smooth. (Or tint cream cheese pink with the food colouring.)
9. Spread frosting over each cooled pupcake.
Maddy's tip no. 1: You can add your dog's vitamin or nutrition supplement to the dry ingredients for the pupcakes. Check with your vet.
Maddy's tip no. 2: For special puppy parties, you can garnish the pupcakes with a slice of fresh strawberry.
Maddy's tip no. 3: Use kitchen scissors rather than a knife to snip the alfalfa sprouts.
Maddy's tip no. 4: The pupcakes freeze well.